Out at Burning Man this year, several us started bouncing around all the things that could go wrong at Burning Man. We came up with a deliciously long list, but of course I’ve forgotten most of it.
Perhaps you can help me recreate the list. To make this specific, imagine some Burner dude… 2nd or 3rd year. Annoyingly enthusiastic… with big, big plans. The most killer art car, camp, bar etc. Everything this guy does is motivated for the wrong reasons, i.e. to get laid and to become a legend in his own mind.
So… what could possible go wrong?
- Missing 50 cent part that disables the whole project
- hook up with hot chick reveals hidden candy
- potato cannon backfires in face
- food poisoning resulting in exploding diarheah
- out house horrors
- off hand comment about DPW goes out on radio for all of them to hear
- loses all his drugs
- finds drugs and accidentaly self-doses
- camp blows down
- runs from BLM who happen to be passing by. Gets mauled by canine unit.
- finds 50 cent part on last day of event
Please add to the list
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naked guy hits on his girlfriend right in front of him, tells her that Burning Man is “a place to forget old constraints”
meets incredibly hot babe at dance club, takes her back to his camp but gets hopelessly lost, babe disappears on passing art car.
Pukes into and then falls into evap pool then does a version of snow angels trying to get out 10 minutes before man burn