Out at Burning Man this year, several us started bouncing around all the things that could go wrong at Burning Man. We came up with a deliciously long list, but of course I’ve forgotten most of it.
Perhaps you can help me recreate the list. To make this specific, imagine some Burner dude… 2nd or 3rd year. Annoyingly enthusiastic… with big, big plans. The most killer art car, camp, bar etc. Everything this guy does is motivated for the wrong reasons, i.e. to get laid and to become a legend in his own mind.
So… what could possible go wrong?
Missing 50 cent part that disables the whole project
hook up with hot chick reveals hidden candy
potato cannon backfires in face
food poisoning resulting in exploding diarheah
out house horrors
off hand comment about DPW goes out on radio for all of them to hear
loses all his drugs
finds drugs and accidentaly self-doses
camp blows down
runs from BLM who happen to be passing by. Gets mauled by canine unit.